Scenario - 1 - Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI.
Scenario - 2 - Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB.
Scenario - 3 - Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI.
Scenario - 4 - Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD.
Scenario - 5 - Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE.
Scenario - 6 - Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI.
Scenario - 7 - Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA.
Scenario - 8 - Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting". That's KERALA.
Scenario - 9 - Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a bottle of “Caju Feni”. All sit together drinking, abusing everyone and all go home as best friends. You are in GOA !
(Taken from a mass mail received).
